Friday, April 27, 2007

Oh how I love John Aravosis, let me count the ways…

I was all ready to go into a seething rant over Rudy-the-adulterer’s latest attempt to reshape himself into the guardian of all marriages when John over at AMERICAblog saved me from myself. So why work myself into a tizzy when John has done a stand-up job for me?

I hope you don’t mind John, but I’m lifting your entire post, it’s too good to leave anything out:

Rudy Giuliani, one of the most pro-gay politicians in America, is now pulling a Mitt Romney and trying to pretend that he's really not THAT pro-gay. You see, like John McCain and Mitt Romney before him, Giuliani is busy re-inventing himself for the Republican presidential primary - an event in which only Neanderthals pass the virtues test put forward by the extreme right that now controls the Republican party. So Giuliani, a staunch defender of gay rights, is now suddenly against civil unions for gays - even though he's been for them, forever.

Sorry, Rudy. You're an adulterer. You cheated on your wife - which wife was that? - blatantly, flagrantly, publicly. And now you want us to believe that you're the great defender of marriage. You don't get the right to defend other people's marriages when you can't defend your own. How serious a moral crime is adultery, Rudy? Well, since you're doing this flip-flop in order to curry favor with America's Taliban, let's check the Bible, the King James version, to be precise (it's the version my people use), and see what God has to say about adultery:

Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

Hmmm... surely put to death - now, no one is suggesting that you and your lover need to be put to death, Rudy, but the Bible makes it pretty clear that adultery is a big no-no. The kind of no-no that disqualifies you from suddenly, a few years after that adultery, becoming the great moral defender of marriage.

Let me quote that Biblical passage again, Rudy, just to get it straight:

the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death

Yeah, no ambiguity there, Rudy.

In the secular world, I did a little Google search on "Giuliani" and "adultery." It turned up 125,000 results.

No ambiguity there, either.

You committed a moral crime that the Bible says is worthy of death. And now you want to turn around and sell yourself as the great purveyor of moral virtue in the very area, marriage, where you committed such a grievous offense.

It doesn't work that way, Rudy. You don't get to judge other people's marriages when you can't keep your own zipper zipped. You cheated on your wife, paraded your mistress in public, and now have the audacity to pass judgment on other people's affairs.

You're an adulterer, Rudy. You don't get that right.

Ya Rudy – what he said. Don’t even go there on the sanctity of marriage stuff – ok? There’s nothing scarier than a Seething Mom on the war path… You don’t wanna go there bud - trust me.



Elaygee said...

Rudy was previously sentenced to death biblically for marrying his first cousin. Let the stoning begin.

Seething Mom said...

Oh my, I know I shouldn't laugh, but your comment made me howl!!
Thanks for adding some humor into an otherwise pathetic, but getting to be all too familiar story with these guys.

Jarred said...

Well, since we're talking about stoning and having a laugh, I hope that Seething Mom will forgive me if I relay one of my favorite jokes in a comment. It's the "rest of the story" about the woman brought before Jesus who had been caught in the act of adultery.

The Pharisees bring the woman before Jesus. "Teacher," they demand. "This woman has been caught in the very act of adultery. The Law is very clear that she should be stoned. What say you?"

Jesus ignored them, bending down to write in the dirt. Not wanting to be put off, the Pharisees press him for an answer. Finally, Jesus stands up, looks at each of them thoughtfully, and says calmly, "Let the one among you who is without sin cast the first stone."

Suddenly he feels a slight rush of air as a stone goes zipping by his ear and strikes the woman with a stinging sound. Jesus whirls around and barks, "Mom, cut it out! I'm trying to make a point here!"

Anonymous said...

Rudy Giuliani, He Can't Keep His Pants Up. The Significant Other Woman. Open and notorious adultery. Just the recent stuff. OK, so it isn’t a total secret that Rudy is a cross-dresser and so is “Matrix” co-creator and producer Larry Wachowski a cross-dresser — the relationship with dominatrix Mistress Isla Strix was never really hidden, as it destroyed two marriages — but the in-depth article in Rolling Stone revealed much more. In “The Mystery of Larry Wachowski,” Peter Wilkinson writes: “Leaving Los Angeles, he and Ilsa moved into a $2.7 million home in San Francisco, on a steep hill in the Castro, with sweeping views of San Francisco Bay. Guess LA was too tame for them. Hey Rudy, come to San Francisco, you'll fit right in. Enter another San Francisco Bay Area cross-dresser with a Significant Other Woman, or two.
Bay Area College Band Director has been accused of living a double life these last six years by his Nevada wife who filed for a divorce from him in Reno in February 2007. Court papers filed by both provide glimpses into a secret world of adultery. Into this vacuum of secrecy, rumors fly. Wonder what would happen if he was asked to conduct the College’s Symphonic Band in Barber’s School for Scandal. What he has signaled in his Marin court papers, however, are themes that are recurring obsessions in adultery. In the Marin court documents, the Nevada wife writes “All my husband’s nonsensical stories and muddy allegations have no basis in fact or truth. What is way more credible is that my husband created his colorful and petulant stories and supporting documents to discredit me, to create damages to offset our impending divorce/annulment 50-50 division, and to escalate the drama - again to force me, or even perhaps his California wife, or perhaps both of us, to fight for him, to prove we “love” him. Which I learned about in the Marin court-ordered marital counseling in one of my husband’s several surly divorce filings against me is that getting a woman to fight for him is a characteristic of cross-dressers, which my husband admitted he is in this counseling, and he admitted that he loves it when I fight for him. That cross-dressers are immature men who are always insecure of the love of the woman who loves him and obsessively creates on-going drama to always get her to prove she loves him. That cross-dressers are passive-aggressive. I also learned that is why my husband has a leather, rubber, vinyl obsession, known as a fetish, for the clothes, costumes and sexual props/toys he bought us and insisted we wear and use, and why he demands his bondage and passive sexual activities with me, both activities unknown to me until my husband, 9 years older than me, started his sexual relationship with me."

Sound familiar Rudy? Also sounds like adulterers, like Rudy, like this band director, like Larry, just want the women to fight for him and the best woman wins - the adulterer!

And the wheel turns.

There has only been one man who has ever made it to the White House after being divorced and that was Ronald Reagan, who had been married to Nancy for more than 25 years before his campaign in 1980. Rudy, on the other hand, is on his third wife.

Furthermore, his second divorce from Donna Hanover was extremely ugly. Hanover accused Rudy of "open and notorious adultery." Rudy has acknowledged that he started seeing his current wife, Judith Nathan, before his divorce from Hanover was finalized in 2002.

Given how recent this divorce was, Rudy's adultery, and the fact that he married, "the other woman," the press can be expected to cover Rudy's marriage to Hanover exhaustively if he gets the nomination and needless to say, Rudy, quite deservedly, will not come off very well.