Well I’ll be damned – guess what’s back?

I simply c-a-n-n-o-t believe it - another g/d Federal Marriage Amendment.

And just in time for this fall’s election season. Not too blatantly transparent – now is it? But I guess when all you have left are the mouth-breathers who are so stupid they actually believe the biggest threat to this country is gay marriage, then I guess you are going to exploit it for all it’s worth – even if it confirms for everyone else just how pathetic and pitiful the Republican Party has become.

But what makes this story even more hideous is WHO is actually stupid enough to put their names on this as co-sponsors. Take a guess.

And since the Republican Party has so many choices from which to pick, let me give you a few clues. These are two of the biggest, most loathsome, hypocrites today’s Republican Party has to offer. Both have loudly proclaimed their commitments to protecting the sanctity of marriage while simultaneously making mockeries of their own marriages. Both have made strong commitments to protecting the family while simultaneously putting their own families through endless hell and painful humiliation, and both ran on platforms of Christian and Moral values while exposing their own glaring lack of said values. And both are banking on the American people having a very short memory.

Give up?

David Vitter and Larry Craig

And besides being completely bereft of anything even close to morality or values, these two sanctimonious frauds have got to be two of the dumbest people to ever grace the floors of our country’s capital. Do they really think this isn’t going to come back to bite them big time? Really?

I am in complete and utter shock. And I have no idea how in the hell I am going to keep from turning into a wild-eyed, raging maniac the next time I see either one of these despicable creeps on the television explaining how they are going to protect the sanctity of our marriages when they completely decimated their own.