Friday, October 29, 2010

Hey Louisiana, do you really want to re-elect this sanctimonious fraud?

Seriously Louisiana, this is a man who ran on a platform of "Sanctity of Marriage", "Family Values", and "Christian Values" while cheating for years on his own wife and family with local and DC Prostitutes. Do you really want a Senator representing your state who has made a mockery of all three of these values and the good people of Louisiana? Don't re-elect this fraud, show the creep the door. You definitely deserve better.

David Vitter, of course, is a whoremonger and a conservative Christian who supports "family values." But Vitter is right with God and right with his constituents—and will most likely get his rightwing ass reelected—because, you see, he at least has the decency to hate the homos. Vitter supports a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage, opposes the repeal of DADT, the passage of ENDA, and on and on. Just as New York's Carl Paladino can style himself as a faithful Catholic—never mind his extramarital affair, his lovechild, his mistress—because he hates the gays (at least the grinders in Speedos), Vitter is a "good" Christian despite the philandering because he hates the gays.

They set the bar pretty low for themselves, don't they? Hate the gays and you're right with God and right with Republicans. No personal sacrifices required.


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