Wednesday, February 02, 2011
Looks like John Boehner may actually have something to cry about after all
Well, well, well, what have we here?
Another sanctimonious "good Christian" who believes so much in the sanctity of marriage that he voted YES on Constitutionally defining marriage as one-man-one-woman in July of 2006 may be caught up in a desanctifying moment in his very own, very sanctified, very straight, man-woman marriage.
Oh ironies of ironies. Yet another GOP hypocrite. Surprise, surprise.
Well Johnny, if this turns out to be true, have no fear. If Senator Diaper Dave Vitter can survive his extra-marital scandal and the exposure of his poopy diaper fetishes and still get re-elected in a deep red, god-fearing, bible-belt state like Louisiana, then you boinking a couple of ladies on the side shouldn't hurt you much - just as long as you keep up the fight against those nasty gays and lesbians.
Hang in there boy. It's tough keeping the Republican Party in first place when it comes to hypocrisy and putrid behavior, but with you at the helm of the House Republicans, I think your position is safe -- even if monogamous GOP marriages are not.