Dear Rick Santorum, blow it out your frothy @$$

I just read the most amazing post over at Daily Kos and it is just too fantastic not to share, but splicing, dicing, and pasting does not do it proper justice either so please, please go read the whole thing. It will make your day.

Here is a taste to whet the appetite:

Dear Rick Santorum, I'm sorry you have the sexual maturity of a fucking twelve year old. I'm sorry that you would rather talk about the evils of gay people and women's access to contraception because you have no jobs plan at all, other than to scream "GET A JOB!" at people. I know why you do this, its' because you are a wholly corrupt corporate whore who wants to help the banksters screw American consumers and you have absolutely nothing else to offer people, but please, spare me your hurt feelings about being disrespected. Because of your blatant bigotry you already share a name with a fecal sex by-product, I think we are way past disrespectful at this point.

The reason we disrespect you, Rick Santorum, is because you are disgusting, hateful bigot and a massive corporate tool who has dedicated his life to making life miserable for a small percentage of LGBT Americans while you work tirelessly to enrich the already very rich. You long for a time when Blah People and Women knew their place, and you seem to think that the Presidency is like the Papacy. You're not running for the job of Pope of America, Pat Buchanan already has that job.

So spare me your self-righteous indignation, you mouth breathing, knuckle dragging troglodyte stereotype of a sexually suppressed Broadway villain from the 1950's.

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Dear Rick Santorum, I'm sorry you don't like certain kinds of sex. That is your fucking problem.

To the sexually repressed adults who want to make believe it is 1955 and that a voting booth is a Delorean with a flux capacitor, I'd like to remind you of the movie Back To The Future. Just like the movie, eventually you are going to be forced to realize it is 2012, but you are still the repressed, conspiracy theory driven John Birch Republicans of 1955, and you're gonna be mad as hell when you figure out that just like in the movie, at the end Biff is just a chump and the black guy who used to mop the floor at the diner who Buff used to look down on is going to end up running the town and there is nothing you can do, Rick Santorum, to stop it.

But please, ENOUGH with the gay bashing religious extremist bullshit. Your entire campaign is a frothy blend of bigotry and bankster worship. Your campaign doesn't make me think of Jesus Christ, it makes me think of Fred Phelps. 

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So, in closing, dear Rick Santorum, blow it out your frothy @$$. I'm sorry if that sounds divisive or disrespectful, but frankly, no one gives a fuck about your hurt feelings you bigoted corporate whore.

Peace and love to all, even the sexually repressed.

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